I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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