READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize
