Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
