I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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