question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
