Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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