We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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