She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We need to get me chipped asap
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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