is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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