TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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