I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
