I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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