Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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