he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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