People with herpes should wear stickers.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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