How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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