she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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