I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
But we have bathrooms and they dont
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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