Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
