No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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