they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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