you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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