that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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