so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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