Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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