Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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