i would punch a child for taco bell
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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