I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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