Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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