No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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