I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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