i jhust puked up my retainher.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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