Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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