508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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