Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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