Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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