Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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