i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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