Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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