He is such a slut. More and more my type.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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