So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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