Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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