think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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