Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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