THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
