Kareoke will never be a sober sport
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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