so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
