I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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