she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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