Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
