so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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