She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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