The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I stole a fireplace last night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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