I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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