I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
